Making up strange stories

I used to have too many problems in my life ... those years when I was married and my stranger dissapeared from home, either with friends out having fun leaving me alone at home with little babies, or with that stupid whore who got nothing better to do other than ruining people's life. There were times when it was so difficult to fall asleep, sometimes I could not sleep for many nights, my record was 4 nights in a row. I tried yoga, chi-gong, this, that, xanac, I almost got addicted to Imovane. Let me tell you what works like wonder. When you have trouble sleeping, make up stories, most of the time, strange stories. Make it as good as possible, so good it make you feel great, and the feeling of greatness beat the blues of Imovane right away. I used to imagine being invited at Oprah to talk about how foolish a man can be, I imagine talking about my bestselling book about what I learn from man's stupidity,  the thing we can learn about life from yoga class, about how it was being filmed by Steven Spielberg, all started from a yoga class I attended with his wife in New York city. I imagine Louis Vutton having a special design done after this movie, with Breathe Yoga initial on it, monogram canvas with Red/White color, my name embossed on it, presented to me at the end of Oprah show. When we decided to live separately, I imagine the day he left that whore, when he come begging for me to accept him back. I imagine that women calling me, and I used all opportunities to tell how horrible she is, that I get to curse her that she will suffer for the rest of her life. I imagine the day she suffer so much in life, feeling shameful of her wrongdoings, lost her belongings, her car, her family, her dignity. I imagine one day when we plan to come back together, that my stranger has at last learned from all these sufferings, that he become best husband ever, he become somebody brand new i never know before. All this imagination put my mind to rest and blessed my night with good sleep.

The strange stories about Oprah will never come true, THAT I know ! The stories about living happily ever after, may come true, THAT i all up to me now, THAT is all up to God's greatest power. But I know all the stories in between has happened. Dreams are free, and if it does come true, take that as bonus in life !! Let's dream all strangers !!